I was channel surfing last night and on Encore Mysteries they had a TF live action movie rip off called Transmorphers. And it is an X-rated movie either.
It's a classic B-move that was made last year. And what I mean by classic B-movie is they had all the things that make a B-movie a B-movie. There was
overacting, bad acting, lousy special effects, crappy CGI, no real plot, shitty camera angles, dorky characters, cat fights, and to top it all off, scientific
impossibilities. Yeah, deffenetly B-Movie material. If that was shown in the theaters and I went to see it I would demand my money back. Hell they even ripped
off the Transformers lettering for G1 and Universe for the opening credits! The nerve of them. An as for the scientific impossibilities the narrator said the
they found an inhabited planet 25 million light years from earth and sent them a message and they replied 5 years later when they invaded. Now tell me what is
wrong with that picture.
I saw a Transformers live action movie rip off on cable!
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Posts: 24 (11/28/2008 18:23:38) |
I know the movie - it is truly atrocious. One of those movies you keep watching with a horrified fascination only to see if it can get any worse and just when
you think it couldn't possibly it does.
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Posts: 351 (11/28/2008 18:48:00) |
I know that is why I refer to it as a B-Movie. With the G.I.Joe movie just around the corner I wounder if some crazy cheap ass moron is going to do a ripoff of
that. And will the same crazy people that made Transmorphers going to make a Transmorphers 2 movie?
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Posts: 13 (11/29/2008 06:40:51) |
Huh, never heard of it... Though it could be the part of me who just loves bad movies but I kinda wanna see it...
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Posts: 864 (11/29/2008 14:03:05) Let sleeping dragons lie for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. |
As bad as some movies are, I have never seen a movie that comes close to Star Crash. I rented it once long ago and would probably buy it if I could find a copy
of it cheap. Not to watch but to borrow as an object lesson on bad movies. Has David Hasselhoff in it, though he probably wants to forget he ever acted in
something so bad.
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Posts: 352 (11/29/2008 15:03:47) |
Sounds like the old Marvel movie Nick Fury Agent of Shield with David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury. Marvel didn't star making good movies till Blade.
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Posts: 12 (11/29/2008 20:28:59) |
OMG! You were able to sit through Transmorphers?! I have tried at least 3 times...and I am never able to stomach more than 10 or 12 minutes. XD My friend's
girlfriend told me about that first when it came out because she was working at a Saturday Matinee at the time and the were getting dvds and I laughed. And
I'd never even seen it back then. But when I did. OMG. The pain. The horror. The loss of brain cells...
I can't believe they're able to do movie rip-offs like that. I know there's others like "Warning Signals" which I believe loosely rips off "Signs" and some others but I forget what they were and what they were based off of. |
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Posts: 865 (11/29/2008 22:56:53) Let sleeping dragons lie for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. |
Nightfire99201 wrote: Never heard of that one. Star Crash is an OLD movie. Hasselhoff doesn't look like he's much over 20 at the time he made it.
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Posts: 20 (11/30/2008 16:05:32) |
transmorphers....yeah, that was pretty bad... my family and I rented it about a month after Transformers 07 came out and we realized it was a bad rip-off of Transformers, but we thought we'd have fun and make a joke of it. Was still way worse than we thought it would be, but my family has fun moaning and groaning over bad movies.
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